Well I have to say I’ve travelled the world. Seen many sights, some of them regarded supernatural. But by the beard of Odin I have never eaten anything quite like the burger and chips I masticated tonight. Let’s start with the burger. The bun, as soft as the belly of a newborn pigeon. The cheese dripping like a lady of the night after the long weekend. The burger was so girthy and meaty even Denzel Washington would be jealous.
Now the chips.